Saturday, September 30, 2006

To Karen and Diana


An intervention has occurred and rather than doing ANYTHING crafty I am indulging in this tonight :-) A tall drink of raspberry vodka with cranberry and orange juices. {edited to add that the drink was only in this glass for the photo then it went into the everyday beverage glass....silly to use the good crystal without guests}


Here is joke just for you two today as well..........


Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to use it. After finishing, they made their way home.The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These darn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

2 comments:

Diana said...

Damn, All I remember getting at your house was a wine cooler or something in a PLASTIC cup. You have changed. I do like this part of the NEW you:)
The drink looks GOOD:):)
D

Anonymous said...

The heck with waiting for company to use the good crystal. Depending on the strength of the drink - at least use it for the first one or two! After all the cooking and crafting you've done since you left us - you deserve it!
K