Jewelry

Like many people, I am often sent various jokes, stories and videos via email on a daily basis. Some are not so good, others are ok and some are just GREAT! The following would fall under the great category. Thanks to Karen for sending this one to me :-}

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f**king red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Dumb ass.