Why did the chicken cross the road???

Thanks to Cara for these..

• BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
• JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
• HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One! that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
• GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
• BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
• AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
• DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
• GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
• ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
• COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?